Daily Star Sunday

According to the Daily Star Sunday, former footballer Neil “Razor” Ruddock lost 7st through gastric surgery.

According to the Daily Star Sunday, the BBC is “a laughing stock” after stars refused to stand in solidarity with Gary Lineker.

On the front of the Daily Star Sunday, it claims that six packs are bad for your health and beer bellies are good.

The Daily Star claims Satan worshipers have changed their logo to become more “family friendly”.

According to The Daily Star Sunday, HR bosses have reported an increase in employees using extra-terrestrial excuses.

The Daily Star Sunday reports that even nudists are wearing clothes as heating bills rise.

An angry crowd protested at Gary Glitter’s bail hostel after he served half his sentence for abusing girls, according to the Daily Star.

The Daily Star Sunday reports that Britain will be hit by a new weather phenomenon called Homer’s Donut.

Rather than dunking biscuits in mugs of tea, youngsters are turning to savoury snacks such as samosas.