Daily Star

MPs believe they should receive a ‘medal of service’ and a huge payout when they leave parliament, according to the Daily Star.

More than four out of ten people in Britain can’t recall their last laugh, according to the Daily Star.

If the next budget does not increase military funding, generals and MPs warn that Britain will be left “defenceless.”

As one-in-20 people are still waiting for new passports to arrive, the Daily Star warns of chaotic half-term holiday travel.

-8C temperatures are threatening to put pressure on the National Grid, according to The Daily Star.

The Daily Star reports that a “grouchy” Canadian great horned owl has been attacking people from the skies.

In the Daily Star, Shell has announced profits of £32 billion, while nurses, teachers and paramedics are told to be greedy for wanting a pay increase.

In the Suffolk market town of Bury St Edmunds, 70 people identify as Satanists, reports the Daily Star.

The Daily Star reports that Twitter banned bird charity members for talking about woodcocks.