Daily Star

Tropical storm Alex is expected to make this week wet and windy.

In the Daily Star, dumped lovers discover that their beer bellies aren’t so attractive after all.

Taking only hand luggage is recommended as a way to minimize delays at the airport, according to The Daily Star.

An image of a pilot helping load bags is displayed as the newspaper bemoans the UK’s “airport shambles”.

According to The Daily Star, animal rights activists are urging “Jubilee-crazy” Britons not to purchase corgis simply because they are the Queen’s favourite dogs.

Daily Star reports that people can be seen sleeping on the ground at Stansted while long queues can be seen at Manchester and Bristol Airports.

The Daily Star reports that travellers are “desperate for holidays” and comment, “I bet they wished they stayed home.”

Jeremy Clarkson is featured in the Daily Star’s lead story about cannibalism in Britain.

It is reported that a man who put a flare up his bum during Euro 2020 will be “embarrassed” when he realizes Boris Johnson is still prime minister.