Daily Star

The Conservative Party has been ousted from power after 14 years, with a significant Labour majority projected in the election results.

The newspaper discusses an election happening in 2024, highlighting a critical perspective on the current office holders who are described in negative terms and will lose their positions after 14 years in power.

80s pop legend Kim Wilde has endorsed Count Binface for an upcoming political event, joining the newspaper in their support.

An England football player is facing a potential ban after football authorities launched an investigation into a hand gesture he made on the field.

Jude Bellingham scored a last-minute goal to save England’s hopes in the Euros, and Harry Kane secured the win with an extra-time header to advance the team to the quarter-finals.

The Daily Star opined that Donald Trump “battered” Joe Biden, whom they described as a “doddery old bloke”.

Poop management consultants advise keeping toilet seats shut to prevent flies, spiders, cockroaches, and rats from sneaking out.

A football fan who fell asleep during England’s 0-0 draw with Slovenia dreamt that England were winning, but woke up to the reality of the goalless match.

NASA experts caution that even with 14 years’ notice, an asteroid impact could spell doom for Earth, reports the Daily Star.

Gary Lineker has criticised England’s performance in their recent match, describing it as subpar, while Alan Shearer has responded by suggesting Lineker should focus on selling crisps.