Daily Star

Poop management consultants advise keeping toilet seats shut to prevent flies, spiders, cockroaches, and rats from sneaking out.

A football fan who fell asleep during England’s 0-0 draw with Slovenia dreamt that England were winning, but woke up to the reality of the goalless match.

NASA experts caution that even with 14 years’ notice, an asteroid impact could spell doom for Earth, reports the Daily Star.

Gary Lineker has criticised England’s performance in their recent match, describing it as subpar, while Alan Shearer has responded by suggesting Lineker should focus on selling crisps.

The Daily Star reports on Harry Kane’s criticism of Gary Lineker’s comments about England’s performance.

The Daily Star reports that Count Binface is trailing Rishi Sunak by just four points in popularity.

The Daily Star reveals Frank Lampard’s displeasure at Gary Lineker’s insinuation about his bald spot.

Singletons are seeking a new partner for friendship and romance, preferring someone who is deemed average in looks and does not possess a great sense of humour, scoring no higher than a six out of ten in attractiveness.

A survey has revealed that a quarter of Gen Z admit to eating snacks while sitting on the toilet, sparking concerns about hygiene and cleanliness.

A new political manifesto has been unveiled, outlining a 42-point plan aimed at addressing various issues in Britain.