Daily Star

One million football fans called in sick this morning after consuming thirty million pints and a few Babychams as England triumphed over Serbia with a score of 1-0.

With temperatures dropping to 7°C, people are resorting to using hot-water bottles and turning on the heating to stay warm.

The Daily Star leads with the story of microchips being installed in EURO 2024 balls to detect handballs.

The Daily Star reports on England’s men’s football team receiving special permission to dress at a German spa during the European Championship.

The Daily Star reports on the trend of young home workers starting their weekends on Wednesdays.

England’s football team has arrived in Germany for the Euros, greeted by thousands of cheering young fans.

A renowned asparagus fortune-teller has predicted that England will win the Euros by interpreting the way the spears land.

A heroic old soldier accused Prime Minister Rishi “Biggles” Sunak of letting the country down, following his apologetic sneaking out on D-Day heroes for a TV chat.

A pensioner named Nigel has garnered widespread attention and approval after candidly stating to a TV reporter that all politicians are dishonest.

D-Day heroes are being honoured for their bravery and sacrifice on the 80th anniversary of the pivotal World War II event, as acknowledged by King Charles.