Daily Star

In the Daily Star, Shell has announced profits of £32 billion, while nurses, teachers and paramedics are told to be greedy for wanting a pay increase.

In the Suffolk market town of Bury St Edmunds, 70 people identify as Satanists, reports the Daily Star.

The Daily Star reports that Twitter banned bird charity members for talking about woodcocks.

During the cost of living crisis, Britons are cutting back on toilet paper, according to the Daily Star.

According to the Star, a US pastor who died and was resurrected says hell is full of demons singing Rihanna’s Umbrella.

A “cheerful scientist” from Oxford university has warned the government that evil robots could one day turn against humanity and “destroy all of humanity.”

According to The Daily Star, Chinese spies could use microchips in refrigerators, doorbells, and laptops to monitor people in Britain.

A supermarket lettuce won’t be pitted against “taw row ex-chancellor” Nadhim Zahawi, according to the Daily Star.

Food firms are accused of cashing in on the cost of living crisis, the Daily Star reports.

The EU has delayed the rollout of fingerprint checks in Europe so that holidaymakers won’t encounter long queues at the border this summer.