A Government MP is facing potential career repercussions after referring to Downing Street’s mouser Larry as “a little s**t.”

Baroness Boffiness at Oxford University reveals that stroking a wooden chair can significantly reduce stress, suggesting a unique method for achieving calm and tranquility.

Donald Trump and Elon Musk have been making extreme statements, with Trump claiming immigrants are eating Americans’ dogs and Musk offering to care for Taylor Swift’s cats and baby.

Mr and Mrs Smithy are confirmed to be getting married, with fans eager to see if the wedding will have a happy ending in the upcoming “Gavin & Stacey” special episode.