Amid the apparent resolution of the so-called “sausage wars” with Brussels, the PM finds himself under fire as a prominent figure directs barbed criticism at an opposition leader, fuelling renewed debate over the latest post-Brexit agreement.

Britain’s Home Guard is being revived to protect vital national infrastructure from hostile threats linked to the war, reflecting a united stance with Western allies.

Pub operators are recommending a 3pm outdoors break on warm afternoons, expecting it to help both staff morale and business revenue.

Sarah Ferguson, known as Fergie, is said to have received messages from Her Majesty through the corgis, stirring conversation about spiritual connections.