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And someone at the Daily Star is very put out by news that scientists have named Jaffa Cakes as the best biscuit for dunking in tea – partly because the paper disputes whether the treat is even a biscuit to begin with. Not going over the top at all, the headline “Jaffa Cake horror” is accompanied by a sub-headline that labels the news “The sickest thing you’ll read today”. Perhaps revealing their own favourite, the headline writer reveals that Hob Nobs came a distant eighth in the “world’s worst poll”. The writer of the paper’s “thought for the day” joins in the fun with the plaintive plea “Ginger Nut, anyone?”

Daily Star Front Page 17th of July 2024

The Daily Star is urging the FA to appoint Jurgen Klopp as the new England manager, highlighting his proven success, love for beer, tactical knowledge including where to best play Trent, understanding of gegenpress, and impressive teeth.

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