And someone at the Daily Star is very put out by news that scientists have named Jaffa Cakes as the best biscuit for dunking in tea – partly because the paper disputes whether the treat is even a biscuit to begin with. Not going over the top at all, the headline “Jaffa Cake horror” is accompanied by a sub-headline that labels the news “The sickest thing you’ll read today”. Perhaps revealing their own favourite, the headline writer reveals that Hob Nobs came a distant eighth in the “world’s worst poll”. The writer of the paper’s “thought for the day” joins in the fun with the plaintive plea “Ginger Nut, anyone?”