The Daily Star headline writers reach for the football cliche handbook with the headline “Everton: We wuz robbed of 10pts” to reflect the Merseyside club’s sense of injustice. But the same sub-editors do also manage to get the words “pleistocene epoch” on to the same front page as they report that “giant-headed DNA boffins” are planning to use cloning techniques to bring woolly mammoths back to life.