Daily Star

According to the Daily Star, Hans Niemann has denied using a vibrating device to beat Magnus Carlsen.

The Daily Star reports that Kwasi Kwarteng claimed the mini-budget was bungled because of the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II.

Liz Truss and Kwasi Kwarteng make a “screeching” U-turn on the 45p tax rate cut, referring to the prime minister as a “Poundland Thatcher”.

A psychiatrist has said beef burgers can help us ward off depression and make us happy, according to the Daily Star.

Last night, police were digging up the remains of Keith Bennett, 58 years after his death, according to the Daily Star.

The Daily Star reports that AI robots could cause a catastrophe “as bad as a nuclear war”.

According to the Daily Star, Kwasi Kwarteng received some “much-needed fiscal advice” after the Bank of England stepped in to save his “sorry ass”.

During a test to prevent a doomsday meteorite collision with Earth, NASA successfully crashed a spacecraft into an asteroid.

After just three weeks in office, Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng is alleged to have messed up the economy.

In spite of not being on the VIP list, Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield were allowed to see the Queen lying in state, the Daily Star reported.